"My Shitty Webcam" By Alexander The Poet 02.16.07

This poem is about my shitty webcam,
It's really an enormous piece of shit
It can't get clarity or zoom worth a damn,
And it's dark even when my room is lit!

I always look like a freaking ghost on it,
And no one ever sees my chesthair heart
I do not know what the fuck it does transmit,
But I know, I want to tear it apart!

Whenever I wear a brown colored t shirt,
On my webcam, it appears to be black
And when I want to show my body and flirt,
I have to move, really way fucking back!

In conclusion I would simply like to say,
That my webcam truthfully really sucks
I am going to return it right away,
And just hope I get back my twenty bucks!

THE END