"My Mom, She Uses Coupons" By Alexander The Poet 09.22.04

My mom, she uses coupons,
To save herself some money
When she goes and buys tampons,
So that her ass, ain't runny

My mom uses coupons though,
On many different things
And all of the stores, they know,
They see the coupons she brings

One dollar off of lip balm,
Two dollars off artichoke
Coupons really help my mom,
Whenever she's flat broke

I think that without coupons,
My mom would have a hard time
She'd refuse to buy tampons,
And that would be such a crime

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