Inspired by getting laid off in a company filled with hot girls...

"Now That I Got Laid Off With The Company, Can I Get Laid With You?"
By Alexander The Poet 03.04.2006

Since the very first day I started working here,
I had such a huge hard-on for you
But sexual harassment charges, I did fear,
Hence , there was just nothing, I could do

I wanted badly to tell you how hot you were,
But you would probably slap my face
But see, now though there's a good chance that may occur, 
Cause we just lost our jobs in this place!

I tell you, it truly sucks that I lost my job,
But see, now that I have been let go
There is just no need for me to whine, cry and sob,
Because your boobs, I can get to know!

It sure will suck not getting any more paychecks,
But my hurt though, will quickly surpass
Because now, I can finally ask you for sex,
And nobody will fire my ass!

THE END