"Ode To A Bringer Show" By Alexander The Poet 11.15.07

In the wonderful world of comedy,
There's this thing called a bringer show
And I find it to be a tragedy,
And I find it, to suck and blow!

Because you can't get to perform on stage,
If you don't bring 10 friends with you
And that policy fills me with rage,
Cause I don't have 10 friends it's true!

Plus, there are those 2 drinks you have to buy,
As well as an admission fee
All for 3 minutes of time, that's no lie
That won't make my 10 friends happy!

I know, comedy clubs are a business,
I know, they need to make money
But see, bringer shows limit the access,
To comics who are really funny!

THE END