Inspired by fucking annoying irritating people...

"Ode To A Friends Cut" By Alexander The Poet 05.09.06

Once upon a time,
I had many a friend
But I got sick of them,
So that shit had to end!

They posted memes,
And bunch of quizzes too
The shit drove me crazy,
Cut them all I did do!

Each time they would post,
What color they would be
I wished I had a gun,
To shoot them in the knee!

I made up my mind,
I will not repost crap
I will just cut you all,
And give you a bitchslap!

THE END