"Ode To A Jeff Mach Event" By Alexander The Poet 01.05.07

Whenever I attend a Jeff Mach event,
I know that I'll have a wicked good time
I can say for certain, my cash is well spent,
For Jeff Mach events are truly sublime!

They have hot women there and some in between,
And that is perfectly alright with me
Because I know they're all legal and obscene,
And I can jack off to them all guilt-free!

There are performances plenty and great food,
And yes, there are vendors selling stuff too
If you're lucky you'll find someone and get screwed,
Then skinny dip in a pool, oh it's true!

There's ninjas and pirates near the winter's end,
Then zombies and witches in December
Whichever event you happen to attend,
I'm sure it will be one you'll remember!

And when the party ends and the night is done,
I am sure that you'll be happy you went
Then you'll know just where you'd find this kind of fun...
Nowhere else but at a Jeff Mach Event!

THE END

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