One hot summer evening, I felt some hunger,
And was in the mood, for a sandwich
So I ate one from the greasetrucks at Rutgers,
And then my ass, it began to twitch!
I had no clue, my ass would react that way,
It was singing, a different tune
Thus, "Where is the bathroom?", was all I could say,
And I blame it all, on that fat moon!
Ten thousand calories, I must have eaten,
But damn it though, it tasted so good
I did not know, my colon would get beaten,
I just knew, I was in a bad mood!
So as I was sitting, on my friend's toilet,
I saw my life flash, before my eyes
And I also felt my ass getting quite wet,
And I swear that I saw corn and fries!
So friends, if you value your digestive tract,
Try not to eat much, from those greasetrucks
Because it will make you shit bad that's a fact,
And your ass will be in pain and fucked!
THE END