As I walked on the las vegas strip,
There was this guy handing out smut
It made for a memorable trip,
Because he helped me bust a nut!
To my hotel room I did digress,
And the door, I quickly did lock
Then on the bed sheets, I made a mess,
Because I then jerked off my cock!
As I was doing the nasty deed,
I read something that made me smile
"20 minutes or less, guaranteed!",
Just like pizza, but more worthwhile!
I'll never forget that Mexican,
Who gave me all that smut for free
Next time I visit, I have a plan,
I'll ask him to hang out with me!
THE END