"Ode To An Internet Babe" By Alexander The Poet 03.07.09

On lonely nights you help me,
 By being nude, on the net
I just turn on my pc,
 And I am totally set!

If not for you dear web chick,
 I would be, at such a loss
To who would I spank my dick,
 It would surely just grow moss!

When I see your bod so hot,
 I get this huge erection
And know what I like alot,
 I have high speed connection!

'Real' girls I may never bring,
 I guess with that, I must deal
But still though, I know one thing,
 That hard-on you gave was real!

THE END