Do you people know what is sad but true,
And makes me feel like a retard
When certain cartoons I begin to view,
Make my dick get so fucking hard!
It all started with Jessica Rabbit,
At that redhead, I would just stare
That bitch always made me stroke my carrot,
And then sprout my seeds everywhere!
Then I began to watch Cowboy Bebop,
And when I saw Faye Valentine
My cock would just instantly shoot straight up,
Damn, that girl's boobs look so fine!
It's not limited to cartoons you see,
To video games it transfers
Because I manage to get a woody,
To Ivy in Soul Calibur!
I became a chronic masturbator,
And my dick would never go soft
Whenever my friends would play Tomb Raider,
And I would look at Lara Croft!
Believe me, I wish this was a blunder,
And I didn't leak so much lard
But with such great artwork I don't wonder,
Why cartoons make me so damn hard!
THE END