Inspired after a trip to the dentist where a few hours later, the novacaine
wore off...

"Ode To Novacaine" By Alexander The Poet 08.09.06

Oh my dear novacaine,
How much I love you so
You take away all the pain,
You are a friend, no foe!

I want you so bad now,
But you're nowhere around
Without you I say "Ow",
As my hurt starts to mound!

Bitch, where your ass be at?,
My teeth are killing me
I need you to please combat,
Evils of dentistry!

Damn, I can't eat dessert,
I need you novacaine
Please take away my hurt,
And take away my pain!

THE END