Oh Mister Sebastien Chabal,
I am madly in love with your beard
It's so manly and perfect and all,
That it must be worshipped and revered!
I don't really understand rugby,
But I'd watch it just to see your beard
Along with your hair, it is lovely,
I'd die if both ever disappeared!
You provide women a good reason,
To now appreciate beards on men
Not just in winter, but all seasons
And for that sir, I cry out Amen!
You inspire me oh so greatly,
To grow a sexy beard just like you
And as I wait for it patiently,
I ask you not shave it, whatever you do!
THE END