"The Night I Went Commando" By Alexander The Poet 05.10.07

Last night I decided to be brave,
And give tradition a low blow
For that night, freedom my penis craved,
That night, I would sleep commando!

But see, as I had slept commando,
It felt so exciting and new
So then like Tigger in Orlando,
I touched myself and my dick grew!

And it felt very liberating,
And quite awesome and bittersweet
Then I had started masturbating,
And damn it, I soiled my bedsheet!

Well that's the price that I had to pay,
For my little friend to be free
But if my bedsheets, it will decay,
Going commando ain't for me!

THE END