"There's Nothing Good On The Radio Anymore" By Alexander The Poet 08.11.05

There's nothing good on the radio anymore,
They play the same songs again and again
Listening to it these days makes my ears so sore,
Makes me want to stab myself with a pen!

I can jerk off to Britney Spears body, many times,
But I can hear her songs, just once or twice
I would rather listen to nonstop door bell chimes,
Because they got more style, and sound more nice!

There's not even good talk radio nowadays,
Only monitored regulated crap
FCC killed radio, in so many ways,
I think FCC, deserves a bitchslap!

So with radio being virtually dead,
I feel that my needs somehow have to be met
So I'll turn off my car radio and instead,...
I'll just download stuff, off the internet!

THE END