This poem is dedicated to guys like Donald Trump and Hugh Hefner. Lucky bastards...

"Trophy Wife" By Alexander The Poet 12.11.05

When I see an old guy with a young hot chick,
I have this major feeling of strife
Because I know that guy is one lucky prick,
For he has himself, a trophy wife!

A trophy wife always looks real fucking hot,
Hence, like a trophy, you show her off
Having any intelligence, she may not,
But who cares, she looks hot, that's enough!

You will be the true envy of all the guys,
Because they wished they could be with that
But you play your cards well and are very wise,
You change them when they get old and fat!

It's really easy to get a trophy wife,
Just wait until you turn old as fuck
You may have to wait your whole entire life,
And be mad rich, I wish you much luck!

THE END