"Webcam Society" By Alexander The Poet 12.13.04

I had bought myself a webcam,
Because for one, my heart did so yearn
But then all I said was 'God Damn',
Some bizarre things with it, I did learn...

Each time I turned my webcam on,
I got instant messages real quick
All from gay men in Lebanon,
And they all wanted to see my dick!

But you see, I don't swing that way,
I'd rather show my cock to a girl
So I had done just that one day,
And guess what, my penis made her hurl!

So now, all you men should know this, 
For experience, it does not lie
If 'girls' say how nice your dick is,
Chances are, they're really a gay guy!

THE END