The following poem was inspired by watching a new adult program on Showtime called "Family Business" with Seymore Butts...

"Ode To Seymore Butts" by Alexander The Poet 

I was home late Friday night,
Bored, out of my mind
I just felt, it would be right,
To see, some behind

So I turned on my tv,
To Showtime network
And with the shit I did see,
I began to jerk!

I did see, plenty of boob,
I did see, much ass
All I needed was some lube,
And, a champagne glass!

Cause I did, jerk my penis,
I did, squeeze my nuts
Watching, Family Business,
Starring, Seymore Butts!

THE END