"Simply Jimmy D...Simply, A Birthday Poem" by Alexander The Poet 09.15.03

Happy Birthday Jimmy D,
You hilarious phat fuck
I would like to say, simply,
You make porn, that does not suck!

I want to wish you the best,
In the coming brand new year
May you fondle a girl's breast,
And then fuck her, in the rear!

You're a great person to know,
I enjoy reading your site
Although you update it slow,
I still think, it is alright!

You're one cool Italian,
And you're from New Jersey too
Read this when you're on the can,
This was my poem to you!

Happy Birthday paisan!

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