Inspired by an incident where one porn publicist, Jason Sechrest, posted a "confidential" email
sent to him by fellow porn publicist Steve Banan, on his website, and as a result, was found posted
on several other websites

"Irreproachable Steve Banan" by Alexander The Poet 

Residing right in porn valley,
Is one unique porn publicist
If you meet him in an alley,
You might find him, a little pissed!

Pissed about writing to gay men,
With 'priviledged information'
He learned very quickly right then,
It causes, humiliation!

In porn, he's known as Steve Banan
He promotes a lot of porn stars
Lately, he's been a loose cannon
Cause Jason Sechrest, gave him scars!

To Jason, Steve Banan did write,
An email that was real private
When it was posted on website,
Steve Banan became, real irate!

He became so outraged and mad,
At publicist Jason Sechrest
Posting that stuff made him look bad,
And it was criminal, at best!

His words may be written poorly,
But don't you dare question this man,
For he is the one, the only 
Irreproachable, Steve Banan!

THE END