"Condom Only" By Alexander The Poet 11.29.04

Once upon a perverted time,
In the well beloved porn valley
Protests were heard, and a loud chime,
Certain pornstars, started a rally!

They were sick of those STDs,
And having sex, that they would regret
They would only get on their knees,
If a guy's penis, wore a helmet!

A lot of guys became pissed off,
Because they would not feel a damn thing
To them, all the pornstars said "tough",
A condom, every guy had to bring!

Even though, the guys were not pleased,
They all didn't want to be lonely
They wanted their cocks to be teased,
They agreed, to work 'condom only'!

THE END