Inspired by Columbus Day. Columbus discovered America and considered
it to be beautiful. Well, I discovered free porn sites, and I feel 
they are beautiful too...

"When I Discovered Free Porn Sites" by Alexander The Poet 

When I discovered free porn sites,
It was a special day indeed
Since that day and following nights,
I'd be busy, spraying my seed!

So many nice pics of titty,
And to think, all of it is free
Most of you may think it's shitty,
But that shit, it satisfies me!

The sites may be all in thumbnails,
And some of them, may be corrupt
Sometimes, the website even fails,
But still, my cock seems to erupt!

So on this day, I'll celebrate,
The real beauty, of free porn sites
They always help me masturbate,
They fill my life with joy most nights

THE END