"Internet Inspirations" by Alexander The Poet

Here I go again,
Looking at internet smut
I do it often,
In order, to bust my nut

But when I jerk off,
I jerk off, to quality
Only the good stuff,
To drench all the cum from me

I've seen them before,
These nude girls look all the same
Give me a fresh whore,
The others have gotten lame

Just where do they get?,
These girls, where do they find them?
But I'm not upset
Wack to all, with no problem!

Do they pose for free?
Or do they all pose for cash?
They make me horny,
I want my cock in their gash

I just need to stop
But I can't, for it's so hard
It's part of the job,
When you're known as, The Porn Bard!

THE END