I admit, this may not be so great. But I just loved the title of it and
attempted to make the rest flow (err, no pun intended). However, I do see
this going over well as a performance piece.

"My Dick Gets Tired And Worn, From Jacking To So Much Porn"
By Alexander The Poet 06.25.07

My dick gets tired and worn
From jacking to so much porn

But I do not seem to mind
It lets me chill and unwind

Nothing could make the time pass
Than looking at tits and ass

Each time that I click the mouse
My dick becomes more aroused

I watch porn on tv too
And still stroke until I goo

My hands often want to quit
But my dick don't give a shit

For only when it does cum
At peace will it thus become

My dick gets tired and worn
From jacking to so much porn

THE END