This would kick ass if it was sung like a country song, or made into a song...

"Ode To A Pornstar" By Alexander The Poet 04.05.05

VERSE 1
The first time I saw you, in a Max Hardcore flick,
Or maybe it was one, directed by, Seymore Butts
I remember just how hard, that, you made my dick,
So to you, I wrote a bunch of fan mail, like a putz

VERSE 2
In that fan mail I professed, my deep love for you,
And how much, I admired, your oral and anal scenes
I thought you were great in College Invasion 2,
But then I learned, that everything , is not, what it seems

CHORUS 
Cause you're too busy, sucking cock, to notice me,
You're also too busy, taking it straight up, the ass
And now that I found out, you got an STD,
Well in that case, I think that I'm gonna, have to pass

Cause you're too busy, fucking guys, to notice me,
You're also too busy, to just consider, some romance
And after a few gangbangs and a bukkake,
I'm not too sure, with you, my dick wants to take, a chance

VERSE 3
I have your pictures, plastered, all over my walls,
My family has seen them, and think I'm a, huge perv
But not being with you, has given, me blue balls,
Simply put, I truly feel, your love, I so deserve

CHORUS
But you're too busy, sucking cock, to notice me,
You're also too busy, taking it straight up, the ass
And now that I found out, you got an STD,
Well in that case, I think that I'm gonna, have to pass

But you're too busy, fucking guys, to notice me,
You're also too busy, to just consider, some romance
And after a few gangbangs and a bukkake,
I'm not too sure, with you, my dick wants to take, a chance

SCREAMING BRIDGE
You can call me back after you take your AIM Test bitch
Because fucking you now will only make my cock and balls itch

CHORUS
You're way too busy, sucking cock, to notice me,
You're also too busy, taking it straight up, the ass
And now that I found out, you got an STD,
Well in that case, I think that I'm gonna, have to pass

You're way too busy, fucking guys, to notice me,
You're also too busy, to just consider, some romance
And after a few gangbangs and a bukkake,
I'm not too sure, with you, my dick wants to take, a chance


THE END