Porn Gossip Sites" by Alexander The Poet 

There seems to be, many porn gossip sites,
So let me tell you about them
They make for great reading for all my nights,
But with some, I got a problem

Simply Jimmy D, sounds like a cool guy,
Infact, he may even be great!
But I would, simply, like to know just why...
Why he never fuckin' updates???

Now let us move on to Luke Ford dot com,
Luke Ford isn't even on it
I seriously don't mean to sound dumb,
But what is up with that bullshit???

Then there's this gossip journalist, Gene Ross
And Gene Ross, I don't mean to bash
But once I click enter, I'm at a loss,
His site makes my computer crash!

There's only one website I feel is best,
I'd like to give it a shout out
He updates more frequently than the rest,
It's my friend in Georgia, Mike South!

THE END