"Watching Porno In Hotel" by Alexander The Poet 

At the end of a long day,
When I am ready to go to bed
Instead of drifting away,
I decide to watch porno instead!

It is so convenient,
To watch porno in my hotel room
All those nights that I have spent,
Just jizzing in my fruit of the loom

It is completely discreet,
The titles don't show up on bill
I can safely spank my meat,
I think that is a very sweet deal!

As I watch the blowjob scene,
My penis starts to feel very well
It's the best smut I have seen,
I love watching porno, in hotel!

THE END