This poem was inspired by reading some info on Gene Ross's site that
some pornstar girls, Ava Vincent namely (hint hint, wink, wink) love
to buy candles at The Soap And Candle Shop in West Hollywood,CA...
"Ava Loves To Handle...A Huge Thick Long Candle"
by Alexander The Poet 04.17.03
I saw Ava at the shop,
Eyeing that huge candle stick
My jaw instantly did drop,
Just wishing, it was my dick!
She loved that huge candle there,
For it looked so thick and tall
But she never gave one stare,
At the candle, that was small!
But small candles need love too,
I mean, don't they look so cute?
They light same way huge ones do,
And that's true, that's no crapshoot!
Ava, please rub my candle,
I will give you many thanx
But girl, prepare to handle,
My quick huge outburst of wax!
THE END