"Ode To Gauge" by Alexander The Poet 

Gauge looks so adorable,
Her body is petit
My small cock would be able,
To fit inside her clit!

When Gauge wears, her bitch-glasses,
She gives me instant wood
My cum pours like molasses,
With Gauge, it's understood!

Whenever she starts to talk,
Gauge generates venom
She's vindictive like a hawk,
Gauge rules the porn kingdom!

Gauge vids are not for the tame,
They may just shock your heart
But still, Gauge is one hot dame,
Gauge, is a work of art!

THE END