"Michele Raven's Cunt" by Alexander The Poet
These days, when I go to sleep,
I dream of something that I want
I dream of something so deep,
I dream of Michele Raven's cunt!
In it, you can fit an arm,
And in it, you can fit a leg
In it, do not be alarmed,
If you find, your long lost friend Meg!
If there is ever a war,
I will hide myself inside her
In there, I'll feel safe for sure,
Michele's cunt, makes a great bunker!
Santa, if you can hear me,
This Christmas, I know what I want
Santa, please make me happy,
And give me, Michele Raven's cunt!
THE END