There's a pornstar that I like to watch,
And to her, my dick does respond
She makes my boner, pick up a notch,
Her name is Bond, Jezebelle Bond!
She had started, her dancing career,
After seeing, the film Striptease
Then did porn and took it in the rear,
And then more money, came with ease!
And even though, she has a pussy,
She doesn't act, like one at all
For this girl, doesn't fight like a wussy,
She can kick ass, the bitch can brawl!
She just loves, bloody violent sports,
And she has, alot of tattoos
Yet still, I make a mess in my shorts,
How to her breasts, I seem to ooze!
This girl, may belch way louder than me,
But of her, I'll always be fond
Hence, I wrote to her, this poetry,
Because I love, Jezebelle Bond!
THE END
Research for this poem was done at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jezebelle_Bond
And her official myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/jezebellebond13