I came across this pornstar on the net,
And I feel the need to concede
That she gave me such wood I'll not forget,
I'm talking about Puma Swede!
She claims to be both Swedish and Finnish,
And possesses F cup sized tits
With that fact, my hard-on don't diminish,
Rather, it stays and never quits!
IKEA reminds her of her homeland,
And she's studying web design
When I see her pics, I do take my hand,
And wack to her cause she's so fine!
Reading sex novels gets her in the mood,
It makes her grab, her Magic Wand
And she has a thing for Mexican food
I swear, this girl is one hot blonde!
But damn it, to Kieran Lee, she's engaged
It makes me quite jealous indeed
For that detail makes my cock so enraged
Cause it's in love, with Puma Swede...
THE END
Research for this poem was found at her official website
http://www.pumaswede.com