"Samantha Sterlyng" by Alexander The Poet

What can I say about Samantha?,
She used to be a co-ho
But one day Wanker Show she left-a
And Ksex fans said, "Oh No!"

Samantha Sterlyng is very hot,
And she knows how to rap jam
And she is blond which I like alot,
When she shows skin I say damn!

But you see, Samantha is gone now
And Wankus is so upset,
But Miss Sterlyng, before you leave town,
You better give Wankus head!

Samantha Sterlyng, I wish you luck
By Ksex, you will be missed!
Watching you, I'd get hard like a rock,
Where can I mail you my jizz?

THE END