"Samantha Sterlyng" by Alexander The Poet
What can I say about Samantha?,
She used to be a co-ho
But one day Wanker Show she left-a
And Ksex fans said, "Oh No!"
Samantha Sterlyng is very hot,
And she knows how to rap jam
And she is blond which I like alot,
When she shows skin I say damn!
But you see, Samantha is gone now
And Wankus is so upset,
But Miss Sterlyng, before you leave town,
You better give Wankus head!
Samantha Sterlyng, I wish you luck
By Ksex, you will be missed!
Watching you, I'd get hard like a rock,
Where can I mail you my jizz?
THE END