From Canada, in Ontario,
Comes to us, the lovely, Sunny Leone
Which did set up the scenario,
Of me constantly, jerking off my bone
Cold winters, this pretty girl did love,
She'd build snow forts and snowmen, in the snow
The cold weather she was tolerant of,
But California though, was a no
She was quite upset about moving,
She missed the Canadian winter scene
But her life, it did start improving,
After she posed for Penthouse magazine
She became, Penthouse Pet Of The Year,
And truth be told, I am not surprised why
The girl has nice boobs and a fine rear,
Sunny Leone gives me wood, I can't lie,
THE END
Research for the poem was found at:
http://www.angelfire.com/80s/babes0/Sunny_Leone/bio.html
Pics from various sources