Inspired by those beautiful Pennsylvania women...

"Amish Snatch" by Alexander The Poet 

You know what would be a real breeze,
And not so difficult to catch
I could get as much as I please,
I'm talking about Amish snatch!

I would wait around till nightfall
Then I'd wait till the time was right
Those girls would not see me at all
Cause those girls don't use a flashlight!

We would then go fuck in a barn,
Surrounded by horses and mules
She'd suck me so good I'd say "Darn!",
Those Amish men, they are no fools!

We'd walk back home, cause they don't drive,
I'd tell her we were a good match
Nothing made me feel more alive
Then a taste of her Amish snatch!

THE END