"Dear Vagina" By Alexander The Poet 04.15.08

Dear Vagina, how I endlessly long for you,
 But much distance, it keeps us apart
Yet if you showed up, I wouldn't know what to do,
 And I wouldn't know, just where to start

For you are, truly a complicated creature,
 By having yourself, more than one hole
And I think I'd need, to hire me a teacher,
 To know just where, I should put my pole!

Oh Vagina, why can't you just be as easy,
 As your close relative, the penis
Cause although a penis may make one feel queasy,
 To suck one, does not take a genius!

Sometimes I get to see you sporting lots of hair,
 And then at other times, I see none
I just know, without you vagina, life's not fair,
 Without you vagina, life's not fun

THE END