The following poem is inspired by the ever growing trend of shaved pussies across America...

"Deforestation Of The Vagina"

What once had hair

        Has nothing at all

Did she use nair

       Was it barbasol?

Hairy it ain't

      Clear as noxzema

I'm glad to say

     It now has freedom

It was cut down

     Little did I know

But with it gone

     I can find the hole!

What once had hair

      No longer exists

Naked and bare

     Like many forests

THE END