When I see a naked chick,
And she happens to have a beaver
I want to give it a lick,
Just like a big golden retriever!
When the weather turns chilly,
And my penis loses its hard form
I don't worry much really,
I find a beaver to keep it warm!
It may take a good long while,
For me to find my way to the clit
But once I do, I shall smile,
Because I made that beaver submit!
But see, in today's world though,
Many girls seem to be, beaver-less
And without one down below,...
I'll just play with my own pubes I guess!
THE END