My sweet vision of utter beauty,
You never make my eyes upset
For they love seeing your fine booty,
But now, can they see your carpet?
Let my mouth be a Black and Decker,
And vacuum that carpet so well
Then let me go in with my pecker,
For that is where it wants to dwell
Don't you worry about getting some stains,
For my queen, they are stains of love
They can be removed with no hard pains,
And can be stained again, thereof!
Baby, you know I don't like wood floors,
And I'm not crazy about tile
Don't be like one of those new wave whores,
Keep the carpet, it makes me smile!
THE END