"Ode To Vaginal Bleeding" By Alexander The Poet 07.27.06

Girls, it's normal for your pussy to bleed,
When the uterus sheds during menstruation
But I suggest you be cautious and heed,
If it persists, then it's a bad situation!

For if between your monthly periods,
You wipe your ass and notice a few spots of blood
Then problems you face will be myriads,
Besides your vagina having a nonstop flood!

If you know a young girl that never smiles,
Constantly before they have gone through puberty
A little tip for all you pedophiles,
I'd check their cute hole before doing the dirty!

See girls, vaginal bleeding ain't pretty,
And I would go see a doctor at the first sign
But till then I will play with your titty,
For they don't bleed at all and are perfectly fine!

THE END

Research for this poem was done at:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/vaginal-bleeding/HO00159