"Ode To Vaginal Dryness" By Alexander The Poet 03.09.07

When your vagina starts to itch,
And makes you feel irritated
It will annoy you like a bitch,
Unless it gets lubricated!

Vaginal dryness is common,
It strikes women of all ages
And it can be a huge problem,
In a variety of stages!

You may feel your vagina burn,
As well as some pain during sex
And it's a good cause for concern,
Because light bleeding may come next!

You may want to pee more often,
And feel overwhelming pressure
If you want your twat to soften,
See a doc so it feels fresher!

So to make your pussy better,
Go buy cream, a ring, or a pill
Then write me a thank you letter,
Instead of writing Dr. Phil!

THE END

Research for this poem found at:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/vaginal-dryness/DS00550