"Poontang Pie"

 

When I want something to eat

 And to feel satisfied

I ask this waitress so sweet

 Do you have, poontang pie?

 

She looks at me and says no

 And then I start to cry

So now where should I go?

 To get some, poontang pie?

 

So I go to a strip club

 There, I don't have to try

Some are loose, some cost alot

 But they got, poontang pie

 

Apple and Blueberry suck

 Leaves me empty inside

All of you wish me good luck

 Help me find, poontang pie!

 

THE END