"Pussy Is Pussy" By Alexander The Poet 

All of my friends always tell me,
You can't be choosy
Who cares if the girl is ugly,
Pussy is pussy

If a real ugly girl I find,
Can't be a wussy
I need to have an open mind,
Pussy is pussy

If I put a bag on her face,
And say "escuse"
I could then get up to third base,
Pussy is pussy

Every time I hear my friends say,
Pussy is pussy
I would just always turn a way,
Is that wrong of me?

THE END