"Starkist Snatch" By Alexander The Poet 08.26.06

Girls, if a cat starts sniffing you, 
In the area where resides your bush
Then perhaps what they say is true,
It smells like tuna and you need to douche!

If pussy smells like tuna fish,
It's considered to be quite a bad thing
But see, that's my favorite dish,
And a hearty appetite it does bring!

I love tuna in many ways,
Ecspecially when it's in a sandwich
I will bring bread and mayonaise,
And I'll eat you out well you dirty bitch!

But if I see some ketchup there,
I'm afraid I'll have to stop and decline
Eating that, I just wouldn't dare,
Cause ketchup on tuna, that's a bad sign!

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