This poem goes out to all the beautiful redheads out there, most notably, Lindsay Lohan...

"To That Lady With The Fire Crotch" By Alexander The Poet 01.30.08

From the very moment I saw that redhead,
 I just knew, she was so sexy to watch
And how I wished, I could woo her into bed,
 To get a good look, at her fire crotch!

A fire crotch, is a crotch like no other,
 For, it has personality and zest!
With all other crotches you shouldn't bother,
 For a fire crotch, is a crotch that's blessed!

I don't think, there is enough cum in the world,
 To extinguish, the flames of such passion
So know that if you date a redheaded girl,
 Your cock may burn, like 70s fashion!

Oh sweet lady ,that beholds, a fire crotch,
 I beg you, please have mercy on my dick
For your pussy, is like a bottle of scotch...
 It's strong, and can intoxicate me quick!

THE END