I decided to give her this poem since I felt it wasn't too mushy to freak her out. And I'm pretty happy that she liked it :)

"Ode To ETS Training With Nicole" By Alexander The Poet 03.25.05

On the first day of training,
The logins and passwords didn't work.
It was a bit frustrating, 
My trainer Nicole did go berserk!

The second day was the same,
And Nicole just seemed very upset.
But the girl wasn't to blame,
She wanted to fly back home I bet!

When the third day did arrive,
All the problems seemed to be out of sight.
Until we took the test live,
Then there were problems with the green light!

With all issues and what not,
Nicole did the best job that she could.
I did get to learn a lot,
And those M&M's tasted real good!

THE END

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However, I never gave her this poem because I think it would freak her out.

Inspired by a very beautiful trainer I had at ETS...

"ETS Trainer Nicole" By Alexander The Poet 03.22.05

When she walked into the room,
I knew she wasn't from around here
Her presence erased my gloom,
I became happy when she was near

At first glance, she looked so hot,
When she began teaching, she seemed smart
But with her, I had no shot,
Cause she'd fly back home and break my heart

For just one week she is here,
Then she goes back home to the west coast
And with that, my eyes do fear,
That all they really saw, was a ghost

I wish she'd take me with her,
I'm sick of living in this shithole
I've fallen for this trainer,
An ETS trainer, named Nicole

THE END