Inspired by a personal trainer at WOW gym...

"Thank You For Killing My Boner" By Alexander The Poet 07.22.08

When I had first laid my eyes on you,
 I have to be quite honest, I can not lie
You gave my penis something to do,
 And in record time, you made its cum run dry!

With that said, I liked you right away,
 But then, my hopes of fucking you got buried
When I found your Myspace page one day,
 And it said, that you were soon getting married! :(

So in an instant, my heart you crushed,
 And the boner you gave me, was now no more
I guess all those times, you made me blush,
 Turned out to be just times, that me you ignored :(

So as I muse, with a broken heart,
 And with a penis, that still has no owner
I wish you luck, on your brand new start,
 And girl, I thank you, for killing my boner...

THE END