"God, Can You Please Help Me Get Some Ass?" By Alexander The Poet 03.05.07

Dear God, I know you might be quite busy,
But I felt, that it couldn't hurt to ask
And I know, that this might be not easy,
But God, can you please help me get some ass?

I know I never did believe in you,
But lately, I have become real devout
And considering that I am a jew,
Both Jesus and Santa, didn't work out

God, you should just hear me pray every night,
For I just know, I would make you so proud
I pray you find me ass with all my might,
And I pray for it, real often and loud!

Look God, you've done so many miracles,
And you've done them, with so much style and class
And my prayers ain't funny, they're critical, 
So God, can you please help me get some ass?!

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