This poem was inspired a few days after reading the holy bible. I realized what John 3:16 meant...

   John Got Some At 3:16

Being an alter boy

Wasn't enough for John

Getting laid would bring joy

John wanted to get some

The sins he committed

The priest could not forgive

Dear God he pleaded

Why do you let me live?

For John came in a church

And made an awful mess

But nobody he hurt

Yet he caused much distress

His name became Satan

Cause he masturbated

He could not understand

Why he was so hated

This Catholic girl came

And John quickly arised

John asked for the girl's name

And stared between her thighs

She wore this little skirt

You know the kind I mean

To John she whispered words

"John, put it in between"

In the house of worship

John had caused her to scream

He just let it all rip

John got some at 3:16