I wrote this poem with the intent of reading it at ren faires and hoping to get 
lucky...

"Lady In A Corset" By Alexander The Poet 02.12.07

With each renaissance faire that arrives,
My penis never gets too upset
Because there's one thing that makes it thrive,
And that's a lady in a corset!

I see a lady in a corset,
And I end up staring at her tits
Can anyone guess what I then get,
I get a boner that never quits!

I wish I could somehow approach her,
And with my eager face, dive right in
And believe me if that would occur,
You'd see me come out with such a grin!

I wonder, will it happen tonight,
Will it be a night I won't forget
Will some lady bring me much delight,
And let me get, inside her corset!?

THE END