This goes out to all the Larpers and Rennies out there

"Swordplay" By Alexander The Poet 04.29.06

Milady, good day,
In my heart, you struck a cord
I hope it's okay,
If I could whip out, my sword

As I whip it out,
Please, you do not be afraid
You'll like it, no doubt,
With it, many wenches played!

You'll notice it's sharp,
And it's not dull, at the blade
I use it in Larp,
For it helps me, to get laid!

Let me be your knight,
And be at your side each day
For you, I shall fight,
And woo you, with my swordplay!

THE END

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